10 THINGS YOU PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT SHEEP
(and probably didn't want to know)

10. They are mortally afraid of tape measures and cameras. Or maybe it's just me.

9. If you bottle feed a lamb milk ONCE, it becomes obsessed with you. Whenever you see it, it seems to be demanding 'Where the fuck is my milk bitch?'

8. Sheep increase swearing from roughly a 1:100 ratio, to a 1:5 ratio. See above point for reference.

7. They don't stop eating. Ever. Seriously, if they stop eating for a minute, I think they might explode.

6. They sleep at strange times. If you go near them at night, their awake. It's scary.

5. They are creepy as fuck at night. If you go see them, their eyes glow white as your dentist wishes your teeth were, and they just stare at you.

4. Sheep are smarter than people always assume. For one, you have to be damn smart to be afraid of tape measures, and camera's, and for two, they remember who exactly fed them milk recently. They also follow that up by stalking said feeder of milk.

3. They look hilarious after being shawn. Really, it's hot right now, find a lawnmower, and let yourself loose.

2. They are fascinated with buckets.

1. They actually have legs, believe it or not, it isn't a trick, the legs, are there.